- How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
- How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
- Fluffy chicken
- Harlem Shake
- American man [weird event]
- Using Google searches to replace lines of songs
- Bee Movie
- The colour of the sky
- Okay Cool
- Tumblr was down for 3 hours
- ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
•Bitch I might be
•Do he got a booty? He doooooooo
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
on the contrary: if he is shocked by your nakedness it could put him off balance enough for you to start yodeling and really freak him the fuck out before you knee him in the balls with your bare leg and run to call 911
There are two kinds of people.
I think I see smoke coming from his pants; they must be on fire. We all know that every time one of these terrorist plots gets broken up we hear every detail in the news. If this program had actually stopped a single thing, you can bet your ass they’d be trotting out specifics.
They, again, mention the NYC subway bombing, even though that story has already been debunked (and is even debunked in the link to this quote!) so it’s clear that there have been no such plot foils that happened using information gleaned under this data gathering initiative.
If people like this were actually “saving” us, you know they’d be shouting it from the rooftops. Our benevolent government is protecting us! Gaze upon these paragons of intelligence in security in awe! Like hell anything of the sort would be kept quiet.(via moofles)